Sunday 11 September 2016

Medical Miracles in Bollywood.



As an Indian, I am extremely proud of the fact that our movie industry Bollywood has produced a few gems that can give the best of Global & Indian doctors a run for their money.

I am going to talk about 5 of my favorites in this blog!!!

1. Rowdy Rathore

In this movie, Akshay Kumar plays that rough and tough, angry, honest, handsome cop who is apparently shot in the head by the villain. While even the Khiladi's most

die hard fans believed that he is dead, but thanks to the miracles and out of the world skills of the on screen doctors, he is actually alive and kicking!  Yes, you

got it right....Rathore is alive despite being shot in the head. The only problem is that the brain has developed a heating problem which causes him to faint. While

the world may still be researching on this heating problem, the most natural solution to it is to cool by dropping any kind of liquid from a height.

More of the Story/Movie: Dropping some kind of liquid from a height on a person who suffered a brain injury can cure any kind of heating problems.

2. Hello Brother

Salman Khan is shot and killed by the villain and Arbaaz Khan too is injured. But he is saved by a heart transplant and its quite obvious heart belongs to none other than Salman. After the transplant, Arbaaz can see Salman's ghost who more or less forces him to fall in love with his girlfriend Rani Mukherjee.

Moral of the Story/Movie: Get your heart transplanted from a dead guy and get to romance his girlfriend for free with it.

3. Kambhakt Ishq

While operating Akshay Kumar, Kareena Kapoor leaves her watch in his tummy with the alarm on. The watch is so good, even Akshay's stomach acids cannot damage it and

the Om Mangalam Mangalam alarm goes off anywhere anytime. It rings so loudly that you can hear it anywhere. Infact an auditorium full of people can hear it. And while

the Om Mangalam Mangalam keeps ringing, Kareena falls in love with Akshay and removes away the fear of commitment from him.

Moral of the Movie/Story: A good quality watch isnt damaged by the acids in a human stomach.

4. Diya Aur Toofan

This classic starring Mithun and Madhoo can put any brain surgeon to shame. This movie is the benchmark for brain transplant. Mithun dies soon after marrying Madhoo

and she goes to a temple to yell at God. During all the screaming & yelling, she rolls down at least 500 steps and suffers severe brain damage. The doctors show their

presence of mind to save Mithun's brain and place it in Madhoo's skull rather. When Madhoo wakes up, she is actually Mithun trapped in a woman's body.

What transpires is beyond the scope of words.

Moral of the Movie/Story: The next time you order bheja fry in a restaurant, do find out from a nearby hospital if there is someone like Madhoo who might be needing it.

5. Jimmy

Jimmy is the classic case of like Father Like Son. If Diya aur Toofan had Mithun smashing all medical records, this movie has his son doing the honors. Jimmy is that

happy go lucky guy who is a wannabe engineer in the day and a dancer in the night. He is living the life of a rockstar until he is diagnosed with Brain Tumor. But

Jimmy isnt the one to give up & continues to make merry with engineer/dancer lifestyle until one fateful evening, he is hit on the head by the villain and to

everyone's surprise instead of being a killer blow, it actually ends up curing his tumor.

Moral of the Movie/Story: If you are suffering from Brain Tumor and chemo therapy or radiation therapy isnt curing, you just need to look for the right guy to hit you

in the appropriate place in the head to cure your tumor.

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